Way of life

Nice Guy Syndrome
in the words of Neaira, satyr wilder and boggan aficionado :

One of the problems that boggans have
(particularly the male variety- and I’ll admit that
I’m biased that way) is that they’re precisely the
kind of guy you want to bring home to Mother.
They remember birthdays and anniversaries, they
take out the trash, and they’re willing to cook you
dinner. Obviously, this means that no woman wants
them. Why the freak not? ‘Cause we’re stupid, that’s
why. Yeah, trolls may be a little more… ahem…
satisfying in certain ways, and no one beats a sidhe
for a pretty face- but a boggan will still be giving you
back rubs twenty years down the line. Yet somehow,
boggans aren’t bad-boy enough for your average
chick-a-dee, and so they don’t want any. What the
hell? Now me, both my husbands are boggans, and
if I marry again- I don’t promise that it’ll be the
shortest kith, but personally, I find large noses and
a gut kinda sexy. Besides, height makes a lot less
difference if both parties are horizontal…



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